What foods cause awful gas? Food that produces farts and perfumes the vapors as well?

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The Smelly Bass asked:


This summer I had gas that was so foul it cleared the cabin of all eight of us. It went on for hours and hours.
I have an office Christmas party coming up and I would like to bring a little holiday cheer.

  1. glenda w
    December 11th, 2007 at 12:53
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    Stay away from Beans& Beef and what ever you had over the summer.
    Get a Christmas CD that will addd some holiday cheer.

  2. JellyCat
    December 12th, 2007 at 09:49
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    Well, chilli and lots of beans works well. That and things like brussel sprouts, cabbage and cornbread wrk well too.

    I cannot believe i’m even answering this. ^^

  3. LadyLynn
    December 13th, 2007 at 12:50
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    HARD-BOILED EGGS!! And BEANS! :-) LOL

    Questions that make me smile get a star. You, my friend, get a star!

  4. MikeGolf73
    December 15th, 2007 at 21:45
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    well if ya wanna produce gas….u shouldn’t be surprised if u have zero company near you at the party haha.

    how u keep gettin invited to these parties? hahaa

  5. Fingerpole
    December 19th, 2007 at 08:09
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    I suggest a festive holiday blend. For some truly sulphuric, paint-stripping action I suggest cauliflower in liberal doses, interspersed with generous helpings of hard-boiled eggs, very rare beef, and the stubborn swallowing of polluted air. Give it 36 hours or so and presto! This will generate a tremendous concentration of hydrogen sulfide and mercaptans in your transverse colon. Perfect as a conversation piece around the ol’ office punchbowl. For a rich digestif of indoles and skatoles, it’s all about the nitrogen nitrogen nitrogen. Think of your pooper as an untended garden, gone to seed, and in need or some fertilization. Bon appetit!

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